Another joke thread- There were these two..

Chillie6

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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoon’s. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
 

HaRd2BeAr

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Bought some second hand nun's clothes and a Bruce Willis DVD from a charity shop! Old habits die hard!!
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Yes I wrote a few down before returning the book!
 

dUnKle

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Stall in the market selling cakes.
Every cake a pound said the sign

So I’m looking, and there, on a shelf is one priced at 2.50
So I ask the fella “why are all your cakes a pound but that two pound fifty?”

“Ah” he says “that’s Madeira cake”
 

sue_hall

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I’m thinking of creating a topic about the best type of cloth to clean yourself up with after masterba****!

You think the mods will make it a sticky?
 

imightbewrong

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Enough of this - put a sock in it.
 

dUnKle

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I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support...

He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"

I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"
 

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