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I got arrested at a demonstration on Saturday for throwing Domestos at a policeman
they charged me with bleach of the police


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i just tried to change my password to - hi-hat

computer replies saying password cannot contain any symbols
The best thing to do is to set it to 'incorrect' - that way when you forget it the computer will tell you what it is.

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Cartoons get different responses in different places with no rhyme or reason.

For Example.
People in Dubai just don't get The Flintstones

But . . . Abu Dhabi Do
:D :rotfl:


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I went to Thailand and came so close to sleeping with a lady boy. She looked like a girl talked like a girl even walked like a girl. It wasn't until she reversed the car perfectly into the car space I thought hang on a second.


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I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said
"I want you to try to sell this to me."

So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.

Eventually, he called me and said "Bring my laptop back here right now!"

I said "200 quid and it's yours."

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