simon ess
Prominent Member
I know there's an excellent ongoing jokes thread and a knock knock thread, but I haven't seen any of one of my favourite types of joke
E.G. There were these 2 snowmen in a field. One says to the other, "can you smell carrots?"
There were these 2 cows. One says to the other, "what do you think of this mad cow disease?"
"I don't know, I'm a chicken."
And the classic - There were these 2 nuns in a bath. One says to the other, "where's the soap?"
"Yeah, it does, doesn't it."
Any more?
E.G. There were these 2 snowmen in a field. One says to the other, "can you smell carrots?"
There were these 2 cows. One says to the other, "what do you think of this mad cow disease?"
"I don't know, I'm a chicken."
And the classic - There were these 2 nuns in a bath. One says to the other, "where's the soap?"
"Yeah, it does, doesn't it."
Any more?