Another joke thread- There were these two..

Guy: ‘Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the condom never broke. How is it possible?’

Doctor: ‘Let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took his umbrella instead of his gun and went out. A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, and shot the lion and killed it!’

Guy: ‘Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion.’

Doctor: ‘Perfect, I am glad you worked it out. Good luck.’
 
I once had a relationship with a blind girl. It was very challenging. Took me ages to perfect her husbands voice

I got asked lout by a blind woman once - I told her I was seeing someone..
 
^^^

The better version is where its an old fella in his 80s with a 25 year old girlfriend who is pregnant.

like the one I posted a while back.. :D
 
is rivalry between 2 vegetables still called a beef?
 
I never see any when I'm browsing on my phone :(

ah, it states - 'I like to make small spelling mistakes in my sentences.'
 
Try turning it sideways...

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you might think of changing it to "All my intellectual property is owned and sponsored by Poncha";);)

well, friday nights anyway.. :D
 
I've just put all my dogging gear up on ebay, no bidders as such, but got 14 watchers..
 

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