Another joke thread- There were these two..

what do you call a woman who's thirsty for water?


a h2hoe...
 
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoon’s. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
 
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoon’s. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
@HaRd2BeAr dropped your book back, then?
 
Bought some second hand nun's clothes and a Bruce Willis DVD from a charity shop! Old habits die hard!!
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Yes I wrote a few down before returning the book!
 
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Stall in the market selling cakes.
Every cake a pound said the sign

So I’m looking, and there, on a shelf is one priced at 2.50
So I ask the fella “why are all your cakes a pound but that two pound fifty?”

“Ah” he says “that’s Madeira cake”
 
Ive developed a craving for pouring fabric conditioner over my food. The doc says I'm just comfort eating
I thought @Chillie6 loaned you that book with the strict proviso that it was for your personal use?
 
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immensely fast shutter-speed, that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut
 
I thought @Chillie6 loaned you that book with the strict proviso that it was for your personal use?
Don’t worry I shall enforce lockdown on the book. He will have to keep 2m from any jokes. :D
 
make sure the pages are clean too... :)
 
I’m thinking of creating a topic about the best type of cloth to clean yourself up with after masterba****!

You think the mods will make it a sticky?
 
we'd have to call curtains on that one I'm afraid..
 
Pull yourself together :D
 
Enough of this - put a sock in it.
 
I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support...

He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"

I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"
 

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