Tim Martin deserves bashing, disgusting man.
Spoons has the rep it does for a reason, cheap beer always attracts the same crowds, old men with gravy stains on their holy jumpers and betting slips hanging out their left pocket, and a packet of Drum in their right. Old lasses caked in makeup that smell like the bottom of a fish tank. Usually a crazy old dude sat in the corner that yells at everyone as they come in, he's smiling, looks friendly, nobody can tell a word he's shouting but it's full of swearing and usually ends with a AYEEEE? before he blows bogies all over his Daily Star. Poor Fred wondering where Daves gone who left for the toilet 6 years ago and hasn't been seen since, he's probably situated with all the other brave souls who ventured for the loo and never made it, seriously, needing a wee in that place is like a Pilgrimage. The group of chavs in the corner pretending their cool with their CeX bags on their backs. Oh lets not forget the daily shoplifter who calls in every day at 11am to sell cheap Dove hand cream, a random electric toothbrush or some manky chicken fillets.
I'm not stereotyping, go visit Spoons tomorrow, you'll see all the above.