I got a DVD (well a bluray) and a Chinese last night. Film in the machine, first fork half way to my gob and the phone rings to tell me I was supposed to be in work 20 minutes ago...
kav said:Ouch, must have been soul-destroying. It's not just that it's work, it's the disruption to your plans...
Perfect example of women's logic. First reply - tell us why you're so quiet then second reply - you should listen only!
dudeness said:Are there no Ladies on the AV forum to back me up here, I'm fighting against a lot of testosterone all on me Jack Jones!
dudeness said:Are there no Ladies on the AV forum to back me up here, I'm fighting against a lot of testosterone all on me Jack Jones!
What bugs me is that a woman will have a full blown "episode" of irrational lunatic woman behaviour, then realise how mental they were and apologise, then the next day have another one.
Doug the D said:Anyone else here have this situation?;
Me; "Darling, I'm making a sandwich, do you want one?"
Wife; "No thanks babe"
Me; "Are you sure, as you always say 'no', then steal my food"
Wife; "No, I'm sure, I can decide by myself if I'm hungry or not you know "
Me; "Ok, Ok, just saying..."
SANDWICH MADE, AND SIT DOWN TO EAT.
Wife; "Ooh, that looks nice, can I have a bit?"
Me; Cue Homer Simpson style "WHY, YOU LITTLE!!!"
We've been together for 15 years, and it still happens (admittedly less often)
She's mad, but I still love her!
Yup all the time!
That's why it's a man's job to listen and not offer advice ;P
Are there no Ladies on the AV forum to back me up here, I'm fighting against a lot of testosterone all on me Jack Jones!
Are there no Ladies on the AV forum to back me up here, I'm fighting against a lot of testosterone all on me Jack Jones!
Had a corker from my Mrs one day.
We were out walking through the countryside and i noticed that we were approaching a cattle grid. I pointed out the wide bars and gaps etc, and then she looked at it and said ' how are the cattle supposed to get across that ' ?
I had weeks of fun with that one
Anyone else here have this situation?;
Me; "Darling, I'm making a sandwich, do you want one?"
Wife; "No thanks babe"
dudeness said:Don't even get me started on the Male's inability to discuss emotions or tell us ladies why you're so quiet....and the inability to put things away, not make a mess!
shoestring25 said:i hate it when we sit down to watch a film and then she talks all the way through it she then had a go at me for being in a mood. she then said to me at the end of the film i didnt really get that.
i explained it to her im a man i cant multitask i can either watch a film or talk i cant do both. mind you if she wasnt banging on about some rubbish and paid attention to the film she might understand one once in a while.
Women; is there something wrong with their wiring?